Death is not an option

You have to "do" Rush Limbaugh or Bill O'Reilly.  Death is not an option.

Choose!

Comments

[sparkles anon]

What, is this stick-your-eyeball-with-a-rusty-nail day??

I'd have to take Bill O'Reilly, ONLY because I KNOW Rush has him some Viagra, and there's the slimmest chance that Bill doesn't own any.

Damn, that was hard.

[Toya]

This one is hard for me, too.

On the one hand, there's Rush, who's such a freakin' drug addict that I could reasonably expect that he'd pass the heck out from the high. Or, be so high that he'd think he was having sex with me and I'd be in the next room. But, like you said Sparkles, one of those drugs may be Viagra and that wouldn't work in my favor *at all.*

On the other hand, there's Ol' Bill - who we all know is a freak, which could be good. Except for the fact that he's physically, politically, and morally repugnant in every way.

GOD. Okay ... death is not an option. How about coma? Is coma an option?

Alright ... Bill. But after that, I'd have to scald the top layer of skin off of my entire body. And douche ... extensively.

[flawless]

I'm in hell, right? After much pondering, I have chosen O'Reilly. Making sure a camera is hidden somewhere, so I can later blackmail him. Or can it be just phone sex? I hear that's his specialty. Line up the liquor, because I can't "do" this sober.

[Jamie]

Can I take the physical challenge?:)

[Toya]

No, you cannot, Jamie!!! The rest of us have to choose a nasty old fart to screw ... so do you!

[rachel]

Bill. Barf.

Have you been watching Kathy Griffin?

[Toya]

Yes, Rach, I have. I *love* her! After hearing her "game" last night, I just had to blog it and see who folks would choose.

[rachel]

You left out Larry King! He is foxy. I love when she has to tell her mom what "bang" means. LMAO. And her dad is too cute about the pedicures.

[Toya]

I intentionally left out Larry King. Old as Larry is, he's isn't as repugnant as Bill and Rush, IMO.

[Jamie]

okay i choose Bill but I don't want talking while we are screwing. I hate when a man talks too much while having sex. I just want him to be quiet.

[Toya]

Wow! Nobody picked Rush! HA!!!