Hotter than Hell: Wentworth Miller, Christopher Meloni

I couldn't make up my mind this week.  I mean, seriously.

Look at this dude!  I don't even watch "Prison Break", okay?  I don't think I've ever seen anything with Wentworth Miller in it, except Mariah Carey's "We Belong Together" video.  But dammit - I cannot deny that all-fired sexiness of this beautiful piece of man candy.  He is a sight for sore eyes ... a SIGHT for sore eyes, y'all!  Whew!  I'm telling you right now ... I would have no problem baking a cake with a file in it for that dude.  He is biteable.

So, okay, while I was reveling in the obvious charms of the pretend prisoner, it caused my mind to wander to the charms of the pretend cop.  Enter one Mr. Christopher Meloni.   Is he or is he not sex on a stick?  He has been both a pretend cop and a pretend prisoner.  Y'all know how tasty he was on "Oz", right?  Yum yum yum.  And while there is something vaguely sinister and threatening about every character he plays, there is no turning away from him onscreen.  He is delicious.

So there, for your consideration, are my Hotter than Hell picks this week.  Feel free to chime in on the bow-chicka-bow-bow factor of these dudes and any others!

Comments

[Tonyette]

I wholeheartedly agree with this post!! Whoo!! I've never seen Wentworth Miller in anything either, other than the aforementioned video, but he is pretty good to look at! AND, just Tuesday night--while watching SVU--I was thinking about Christopher Meloni's yumminess and how dastardly he was on Oz, but YET, he was still, as you said, "sex on a stick!" Two thumbs WAY up from me!

[Meloni]

I am an avid fan of "Prison Break" primarily because of one Mr. Wentworth Miller. Although, I must say that the guy playing his brother isn't hard to look at either. There's just something about WM that I just can't explain. Is it the eyes and the steely stares? Could it be the often bald head? Or, God help me, the tattoo that his character has all over his body? (I never found huge tattoos like that so sexy before, though!) There's no telling, but I'm glad it's not just me!

Christopher Meloni certainly has some scrumph to him, but I'm not quite feeling him like you are. Maybe it's the name. ;)

[koz]

Oh my good god. Elliot. Mmmmmm Elliot!

Please tell me you saw the episode with him in his underwear. I don't even remember what it was about. Kara called me at the first commercial. Sooooo good.

[Toya]

WHAT??? He was in his UNDERWEAR??? OMG!

[koz]

Mmmm hmmm.
http://www.nbc.com/Law_&_Order:_Special_Victims_Unit/episodes/season8/8006/

And, LMAO:
http://blog.killervirgo.com/2006/10/celebrity-crush-christopher-meloni.html

[meimei]

I remember the first season of L&O: SVU where Chris Meloni turned up on screen in green briefs. My brain (and everything else) turned into a puddle after that.

[Artemisia]

hihi, seems we have more in common than bellydancing. am going through a wentworth-obsession phase myself ;-)

just started watching prisonbreak (on rental from video shop). the storyline is godawfull sometimes but who cares, yummy!

[Jen]

Wow, you're really going to have to back off of my HUZZZZBANDS!