*insert eyeroll here*
Anyone who knows me knows how much I love vampires. As a matter of fact, I love fantasy and fantastical creatures of all kinds, but the creatures of the night - the ones that skulk, that hide, that dwell in the shadows - those are the ones that really tickle my fancy. So vampires, werewolves, bad elves ...yessir. Lovement. However, the vamps of the "Twilight" series. No, ma'am. No thank you. I keep being told that, if I was a teenager, I'd probably love the series. Not so much, though. Even when I was a teenager, teenaged romances made me want to barf. And honestly, the entire "Twilight" thing is like a Harlequin romance for teenaged girls, where the leading man just so happens to be a vampire (and I use that word loosely as homeboy doesn't even drink from people - what's the difference between him and any other carnivore, I ask you?).
Anyway, if you're alive on this planet, there's no way in the world you can get away from all things "Twilight", though I have tried mightily. Today, it got even worse.















